100 Random Rambles by Jalena

Ohhh yeah its one of those night and im bored and hyper as hell so here we go:

Play-Doh taste like Salt
When I was in 6th grade I wanted to join a Convent and be a nun
The first time I was proposed to I broke up with him a week later
If it cant b done I will prob try to do it
I am pretty sure I may have sold my soul to the devil during my Sophmore year of highschool???
Mullets make me giggle
You can order tapeworms online, eat them, lose weight, then get them surgically removed
Im studying to be a doctor & Suceeding!! Be afriad...
Gay people should be allowed to marry
Jager, cherry juice and Rootbear = best mix drink ive ever made
I drink about 10 monsters a week
I have sensitve teeth
I believe in aliens
Baked potatoes are an amazing delight
Cows pleasure me in sooo many ways...stop it perv, i think they r cute && they taste good double pleasure
Whenever I see a black guy with an afro, I ask to touch it
Ive played tibia for 6 years and the highest level ive ever been in 50
I have a bad habit of starting to read books then stopping, right now im reading 10 books
I LOVE DIAMONDS
i need attention almost 24/7 i even like it if my husband watches me sleep.... yeah i know weird
A pig is prob the best source of mulitple foods: bacon, ham, pork chops, hot dogs?, Ham Hocks, i cant think of anymore
Lesbians are hawt to watch but gay guys are not
If i was the president the worl would be a better place
I want a baby but it might be for the wrong reasons??
I sleep a lot!
Im positive I can drink any of you under the table ANYONE
When I drink i get physical, I have a bad habit of punching people
My knuckles are fucked up right now from my last night out...
I lwatch Wall-E or Horton Hears a Who EVERY NIGHT
I get turned on by looking at sexy pictures.. of myself!?! weird???
Me & Kesha would be best friends if we ever met
Rihanna is a walking punching bag and forever be so in my mind...fyi, no she is not (hard.. ay ay ay ay)
I am walking on sunshine, ooooh and man it feels good
Scary movies are the fucking best!
I tried to color my teeth with a white crayon when i was younger, it didnt work
One time I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy, that didnt work either...
My mom gave away my old cell phone full of X-rated pictures to an elderly lady at her job... bad idea mom
I keep throwing away bags of clothes but they never seem to disappear...
I own over 150 pairs of underwear
I believe sex sells everything
I dont know any songs my Jimi hendrix
I only know one song by Bob Marley
Ive never seen Scarface, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, or The Sopranos
Lady Gaga is fucking weird....
I wish we could all walk around naked
I wanna be famous
Zebras are nifty
I wear boy shirts quite often
I believe in heaven/ hell...god/satan but i think the bible is a bunch of lies
im OCD about a LOT of weird shit
I almost joined the porn industry, but chickened out at the last second...
I hate my pet ducks and cant wait to get rid of them
when im lonley i wear my husband dog tags
my fav color is red but my fav color to wear is black & pink..
Im going to b sober for my 21st birthday since Ill prob be pregnant..
I miss shows like Ahh real monsters, Are you afriad of the dark & Rugrats
Clowns and people who dress up in mascot costumes are ALL pedophiles...
Philopeds = a young person who is attracted to older people (made up by me and my sis)
I havn't eaten taco bell in a really longt ime
My mother annoys me and I dont know why
I have a bracelet on my wrist and I dont know when's the last time i took it off?
I peed on a childs diaper yesterday to see if it would hold all my pee... it did
I believe in ghosts and I've encountered several
God/Angels have spoken to me in the past. No I dont want to talk about it
AT&T sucks my ass
My cat is fucking adorable
I like to match my bra/ undies to my outfit im wearing even tho nobody will see it
My highschool mascot was a Jackrabbit....wtf
I collect the alcohol bottle I and my husband finish off
Myspace is better than Facebook
My sister is 2 1/2 year younger than me and did a LOT of shit before I did (learnd to swim, ride a bike w/o training wheels)
I throw stuff when I get mad
I enjoy whining and bitching
I carry a deck of cards wih me at all times
My house has coca-cola stuff all over it and nobody even drinks soda...
Vitamin Water XXX is my new fav water
Dragon fruit is also delicious
I like to speak spanglish
The sims3 is pretty kewl
When Im not playing tibia, im eithr playing 7Sins, Sims or some game on newgrounds
I wanted to be a dancer but they dont make enough money for the lifestyle I desire... I guess ill find out if money can indeed buy happiness
Before I die i have to travel to Egypt
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
I can put my entire fist in my mouth
I can put my legs behind my head (only one at a time)
I wear a painted smile 90% of the time so people dont ask too many questions
Nobody in RL really knows me, they only know what I want them to know
Black furniture is classy
The carpet in my room is very plush
I am terrified of Bunjee cords
Bean bag chairs are strange
Cheries are my fav fruit
My cat bites her nails, just like me
I love to fake bake
I do acryllic paintings
Im a published poet
I hate the color Yellow, always have...
Transgendered people fascinate me
I was obviouslly bored

Your welcome LOL

LOL!!!!!! idk why i read all that... and I BET! i could drink more then you. ALSO! I drank one of those Monster imports that you were talking about with the plastic cap on top FFS I FEEL IN LOVE! i've had about 15 since monday of last week man... THOSE THINGS ARE NICE. hmm what else.... It would be tight as fuck if we could all run around naked... Thats a great idea. AHH YEAH YOU CAN BE MY DOCTOR ANYDAY! I told you to eat those ducks a long time ago...!!!!!! YOU'VE NEVER SAW SCARFACE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHATS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i can understand the other movies cause i mean i havnt saw em either BUT SCARFACE?! I've saw that so many times im shocked i havnt turned into tony montana. ANd gimmie some coke...

I've never seen any of those movies either... I saw bits and pieces of pulp fiction but it was fucking stupid.

Everything else was too much to comment on... but i thoroughly enjoyed this. (:

Epic.

Me and Nate spiced up our sex life by bringing a horse into bed with us. Opps did I say that out loud?

I glad my rambles made u think of beastiality knox.... good one
lol I am surprised nate commented on as many as he did KUDOS!!!

wow.......... MAYBE ILL READ THIS ANOTHER TIME!
its a littttlleee long... just a little.

I dont know any songs my Jimi hendrix
I only know one song by Bob Marley

WTF

i know lol