MOST RETARDED MSG CONTEST - 2010

OKAY, i had this wonderfull idea of making our first guildy contest.

A contest for the most RETARDED/AWKWARD msg you'll ear from another player this year. Just post the msg on here and we'll vote for the winner at halloween. Please be fair play and don't make them up, or ASK someone to say retarded stuff. Just use real in-game copied msges from players that are not aware you are gonna use it for this contest. If 2 contestant post the same msg, only the first one posting will be valid, so be fast!!

MAXIMUM 3 message per contestant. Prizes will be determined soon.

The winner will be determined by the msg that gets the most votes. Of course you cannot vote for your own msgs, and ALL CONTESTANTS will have to give ONE vote for EACH msg he posts, up to a limit of 3!! (1 msg, 1 vote / 2 msg, 2 vote... etc)

ONCE A MESSAGE IS POSTED, IF YOU TAKE IT BACK = DISQUALIFIED.

Contest ends October 31th. Votes will be sent to me by LETTERS in PARCELS, and i will tibiacast for the results.

I know it's kinda unfair cause I decided to make this contest when i saw cody's message, but i'm just setting the bar very high with my first submit. It'll be ur guy's job to find something even more dumb GL tho cause cody is hard to beat.

" Graeyfox [45]: i trede u mi dowwar fo engrish skeelz end 1 dargon "

GZ cody, u sound fucking stupid. I hope u make me win.

lmfao, this year... does that mean it can be from the server I came from? cuz i have a couple from there ^^

Btw, that was like originally nates brothers saying, we just fuck around with it cuz it's funny shit XD
Meaning, nate gets some credit too ^^

The only one that gets credit is the one that posts it here first

and i repeat, the only 2 rules are:

1. the message must be from a tibia player that's not aware you are using his post (meaning you can use guildies post, but not ask them to say retarded shit)

2. MUST BE A REAL MESSAGE, NOT SOMETHING YOU MAKE UP. (Be honest please )

Imzadi is Nate.

Thorian days.

15:07 Imzadi [17]: lmao whats up with all the noobs in kaz
15:07 Imzadi [17]: lvl 27 knight 43 druid
15:07 Imzadi [17]: < this noob
15:07 Kian Aido [12]: you are noobs?

Jaquera is the highest level on Chimera (my previous world)

20:22 Jaquera [223]: hi
20:22 Captain Fearless: Welcome on board, Sir Jaquera.
20:22 Jaquera [223]: akrahumn
20:22 Jaquera [223]: akrenhum
20:22 Jaquera [223]: hi
20:23 Jaquera [223]: akrahumn
20:23 Adam Rune [6]: Ankrahmun.
20:23 Jaquera [223]: edron
20:23 Captain Fearless: Do you seek a passage to Edron for 40 gold?
20:23 Jaquera [223]: yes

Fine... JS said only one message so i'll have to watch what people say.

But, I'll leave that post as it is so you guys can enjoy it

Leave it to me to get on a post like this right?

roflmao, yes.

15:41 Mister Juice [47]: oi
15:41 Mister Juice [47]: sim?
15:41 Mister Juice [47]: itenz plox?
15:41 Adraxis [31]: vc e br?
15:41 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [98]: suck my dick plx.
15:42 Mister Juice [47]: sim

HAHAHH

Ugh im all over this board why doesnt that make me proud?

04:38 Nykohl [40]: Let it be known our shop will never sell to you again
04:38 Nykohl [40]: you tried to theive me and ti will be reported...
04:39 Oceanic [58]: fuck you !
04:39 Nykohl [40]: not even in your wildest dreams buddy

I think this pissed me off more than anything but im sur eill laugh later on lol

11:34 Kaiser Feer [43]: wassaaaaaa nate dickface
11:34 Kaiser Feer [43]: xD
11:34 Kaiser Feer [43]: o.o
11:34 Natural Juice [25]: i love dicks on my face
11:34 Kaiser Feer [43]: xDDD
11:34 Kaiser Feer [43]: didn't meant that..
11:34 Kaiser Feer [43]: meant ur face looks like a dick xD
11:34 Natural Juice [25]: well i still love dicks on my face
11:34 Kaiser Feer [43]: yew but, who doesn't xD

This contest is gonna end up in a hectic fest of dicks and poop sayings all because of nate.

:/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Sir Coilhor Poltwick wrote:This contest is gonna end up in a hectic fest of dicks and poop sayings all because of nate.

:/

lmfao true man... be prepared for a ride!

01:50 Soul Releaser [25]: Buy one of our useful Backpacks of SD. The price is 6k, and with every backpack you purchase, you're donating 500 gp to the Poor Mage's Foundation. Free shipping to all the free cities and Port Hope.

wtf? lol

22:42 Archela Kaus [135]: i am here since SS 22:42 Mickael Paladin [154]: no 22:42 Mickael Paladin [154]: lmao 22:42 Archela Kaus [135]: i was using utana vid 22:42 Mickael Paladin [154]: LOL

K listen, I know I posted more then 3 already but this one is WAY too good to leave it on the bench.

03:20 Sorc Kaio [32]: I will send parcel to my other char in thais
03:21 Sorc Kaio [32]: ok?
03:21 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: k
03:21 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: msg me with other char
03:21 Sorc Kaio [32]: ok
03:21 Sorc Kaio [32]: name?
03:21 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: ...
03:24 Sorc Kaio [32]: ??
03:25 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: msg me
03:25 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: when thais dp
03:25 Sorc Kaio [32]: ok
03:26 Sorc Kaio [32]: I'm going to send parcel in town for my other char
03:26 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: msg me
03:26 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: with other char
03:26 Sorc Kaio [32]: ok
03:26 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: -.-
(long pause here)
03:28 Sorc Kaio [32]: where to buy parcel Yalahar?

All kind of wierdos online tonight apparently. Here's another one.

03:30 Clock Ninja [27]: i wanna buy different Bp's color
03:30 Clock Ninja [27]: to organize my depot
03:30 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: i se
03:30 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: see*
03:30 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: how many different u want?
03:30 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: and how much u offer?
03:31 Clock Ninja [27]: hmmm
03:31 Clock Ninja [27]: i want how many u have
03:31 Clock Ninja [27]: how it will cost me ?
03:32 Sir Coilhor Poltwick [105]: did you just asked me the same two questions i JUST asked you?

16:21 Sun Deru [10]: I welcome you, or does the difference in the hand holding the weapon? englis plase yes no?